Monday, May 5, 2008
Do Dreams Come True?
Alright, so I had this sweet dream last night and it was too weird and funny to not write about. So, I guess there was some battle/war thing going on in SLC and some of the BYU wards were asked to fight and mine was one of them. Unfortunately, the only people who showed up in our "unit" was me, Bishop Shell, his wife, my friend Marcus and this other guy who I don't know...oh! and Patrick Dempsey. haha. That's the important part because he's hot. :) Anyway, we were at our little meeting spot, which I will refer to as the fortress from now on and before the fighting started, there was supposed to be some kind of huge blast or something that would've blown us away if we weren't strapped to something sturdy. Luckily, our fortress came equipped with these little vortex suction things that, if we could position ourselves just right, it would keep us stable. Kinda alien, but it was cool. Anyway, I was trying to do it and I couldn't, no matter what I did. So Marcus gets out of his and he's trying to show me how to do it, but it turns out that my body mass wasn't big enough so it was just throwing me all over the place. Kind of fun...I'm not gonna lie. Anyway, I find sister Shell because she's small too so I was gonna see how she did it and she was like oh yeah...I'm too little for that, you'll have to strap on the wall with me. So she pulls out these jump rope looking things to strap us onto the wall. So, after the blast, we have to gear up and head out to the battle front. So we are walking to our station and out of the corner of my eye, I see my friend Daniel laying on the ground. He's not hurt tho, so I go over to him to ask him why he's not fighting. He tries to stand up but wobbles all over the place and tells me he doesn't feel good. I proceed to call him a weeny and left him where he was. We get to our station and we're all lined up ready to fight and the enemy comes in and we start shooting them with these weeny guns that we have attached to our stomachs. It was kinda cool cuz then we could aim with our guts instead of our arms. lol. Anyway, they were like running right past us cuz the guns were dumb and didn't do anything. I lean over to my friend who I don't know (but I knew in the dream) and I was like WHAT? Why aren't they getting hurt? I can't have THAT bad of aim. And he was like, well, I dunno...just keep shooting. Maybe it will work. Just as he said that, this guy came around the corner with a huge thumb tack looking device that had poison in it or something and stabbed me with it in my lower back and my friend on his stomach. I yelled...I'VE BEEN GOT! and I proceeded to pull out the tack. I got all wobbly but I didn't let it lick me. :) We started going back to our fortress and I passed Daniel again so I decided to go grab him and get him out of the way. As I was talking to him, I somehow realized that he had been shooting up marijuana (what the??) and so I shoved him back down to the ground and was like HOW CAN YOU BE SHOOTING UP AT A TIME LIKE THIS! haha weird I know. Anyway, I get back to the fortress and declare that I'd been got and then I woke up. Oh, and all through the dream, Patrick Dempsey and I were falling in love. It was awesome. I think they should make a movie out of it and that we should use the same people as in my dream cuz well...he's good looking and yeah. Need I say more? haha The end! :)
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4 comments:
This made for an awesome "story time" here at work! Yeah for crazy imaginations!
Banjo Pants, that is the best dream ever! I wish that I could have cool dreams like that and remember. I love reading your blog too! It makes me smile :)
That is one crazy dream Bandaid. What did you eat before you fell asleep? :)
Girl any dream with mc dreamy would be a good one for me....I love me some patrick dempsey! when are you coming home! it has been too long
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